Most of you might not know this, and it might catch you off guard, but I absolutely despise horror.
Now before you complain, I am not one who likes being scared. Horror basically scars my life for a few days before I get cured from paranoia. You heard me, I feel like something's out there in the darkness, watching me. I cannot stand it. Creepypasta is one thing. Oh look, a terrifying story on the internet, GAVE ME THE ILLUSION THAT JEFF THE KILLERS FACE WAS ON MY BED, BECAUSE OF THE BLANKETS PATTERN. Who came up with these ideas? It's annoying and unnecessary. People don't appreciate you giving peoples nightmares all the time, so stop it.
Now we move on to a beautiful game that has given me problems the day it was released. Yes, hold on to your dignity you pointless fanboys, because I'm talking about Five Nights at Freddy's.
Let's just start with the fact that these fanboys make no sense. Shipping robots, one is the good guy, theories, even...wait a minute, NSFW?! WHAT IS THIS?! Just stop it. No one wants it. Now we move on to a fan favourite, Bonnie the bunny.
Oh Bonnie, how I despise you and your friends. You gave me paranoia by just looking at a picture of your face.
Let me say that again.
BONNIE GAVE ME PARANOIA BECAUSE I LOOKED AT HIS FACE.
Better? Okay, end of discussion. I'll end this topic before some dangerously annoying FNAF addicts come and nag at me for insulting their favourite purple rabbit.